Friday, January 6, 2012

Wiggling. Yes.

Hey ya'll!
Happy new year to you and yours! :) 
Just so you know, one of my resolutions for the big 2012 is to be a more consistent blogger. Which, in turn, makes you my fabulous blog readers, my accountability group.
So, you are welcome.
And many thanks.
And I'm done.

Ha, no not really.
Ok, so here's the deal...

I REALLY love to dance. Like a lot. 
When i was younger, ya know... many moons ago, I enjoyed dancing for others. (Get your head outta the gutta! Not exotically, but like on stage, with a team or at school games and such.) 
But now, I really just like dancing for my own enjoyment without any extra eyes. I won't get into the reasoning.
Now, one of my ab-so-lute favorite places to dance is in the car. My new favorite group to dance to in the car is LMFAO. Particularly their song, I'm sexy and I know it!
Have you ever heard that song?
I freaking can't get enough! It just makes me giddy. I get an uncontrollable urge when I hear this song to just bust a move. Listen to it. Try not to wiggle when you listen and get back with me if you can be still. We'll need to check your pulse and see if you are even alive. For real. (I'm actually listening to it right now as I'm blogging and dancing in my cubicle.)
So, as usual, I'm driving to work this morning and I'm dancing some kind of fierce and singing at the top of my lungs and pull up to the red light.
So does a random man in a very nice new Chevy truck.
He looks over at the amazingness that is taking place in the driver's side of my vehicle.
He makes this horrible face.
Then, he creepily and very suggestively takes a bite of his banana and speeds off!
At first, I'm thinking "ewwwwwwwww!!!" 
::shudders due to flashback::

And then I think back to the day before.
Different street.
Different random person pulling up beside me.
I'm dancing to the same song and singing very loudly.
Person looks over at me and sees the amazingness going down.
Makes almost the same horrible face.
Same speeding away.

What is the deal people?
Do you not enjoy a little cardiovasuclar excercise in the car first thing in the morning? Cause apparently, I do.
So then, that prompted me to write the following as my facebook status this morning:

"i'm beginning to wonder if my driver side dancing is starting to scare people or make them uncomfortable. for the second morning in a row, the people beside me have looked over, saw the awesomeness and then sped quickly away. i mean, i can't help it that me and LMFAO have a fantastic dance party in the car!"

Really though, really.
I don't think I have EVER sped away from someone after watching them have a dance party in the car. Or singing at the top of their lungs. Or even picking their boogers.
Am I repulsing you, strange random drivers that pull up beside me during my own personal interpretive dance at 6:40 AM?
Do you not know how to have a good time?
Are you not rejuvinated by watching someone else enjoy themselves?
Did I not just give you an awesome laugh?

Well, I guess I'll never know the answers to those questions.
And I guess it doesn't bother me too much.
I'm sure I'll be dancing again on the way home and just being awesome.  
Or scaring people, again.

Do you dance in the car?
Sing expressively?
Pick your boogers?
If so, leave me a comment below.
I wanna know who my peeps are.